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Burberry's Holographic Runway Models

Burberry, a company best known for f***ing plaid (houndstooth FTW), recently held a runway show in Beijing featuring holographic models. Which, fun fact: eat just as much...
April 15, 2011

Use The Force Shoe Horn: Star Wars Heels

Luke, I am your father (but I've been dressing up like your mother, I just thought you should know). Ladies: the peep-toe high heels you were looking...
January 6, 2011

Definitely The Droids You Were Looking For

Remember Black Milk's series of geeky swimwear, including the R2-D2 suit? Well they're back with a $85 C-3PO model to complement the trashcan one. No wonder Luke...
December 7, 2010

Hiking The Runway: Teva High Heel Sandals

I honestly didn't know Teva still made sandals. I thought that fad had come and gone years ago. *ahem* You're next, teen paranormal romance! Vampire sex. You...
November 30, 2010

Future Fashion: Glowing Fluid-Filled Dresses

This is a dress designed by Charlie Bucket that consists of 600 feet of looping sippy straws filled with glow-stick fluid. DAMMIT CHARLIE, WHY DIDN'T YOU MAKE...
November 17, 2010

For The Ladies: A Purse That Grows Plants

I don't really keep up with women's fashion ever since my petition for toplessness was shot down in Congress, but I do know that plants are good....
February 18, 2010