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Three-Eyed Nuclear 'Simpsons' Fish Caught

Seen here looking like about 40 fish sticks, a group of fishermen caught this three-eyed Simpsons 'blinky' fish in a lake near a nuclear power plant in...
October 27, 2011

Shadow Optical Illusion: LIES, ALL LIES!!

This is an optical illusion being performed by an overturned trash can casting a shadow on a checkered picnic blanket, making it a far superior magician than...
August 18, 2011

WANT: Top Secret Night-Vision Contacts

So apparently somebody started a rumor that the Navy SEALs that stormed Osama Bin Laden's compound were rocking night-vision contact lenses. Personally, I don't believe it. And...
June 30, 2011

GAAAAAAAAH!!: Creepy Makeup Neck Veins

TOO LATE WARNING: NOT UNSEEABLE. I don't like that. It's giving me the heeby-jeebies. "You mean a boner?" No, I mean the heeby-jeebies. My penis is actually...
June 6, 2011

WTF?!: NSFW Princess Peach Figurine

This is a dirty Princess Peach figure from Entertainment Earth (pre-order, $120). Think 'Precious Moments', then forget everything you know about Precious Moments and think Princess Peach...
March 25, 2011

Windows To The Soul: Eyeball Closeups

This is a series of eyeball closeups taken by Suren Manvelyan. Why anybody would want to take a bunch of freaky macro eyeball pictures is beyond me,...
January 12, 2011

Desecrating Childhoods: Muppet Burlesque

Note: Jump is NSFW on account of disturbing imagery (read: pastied children's show characters). Who knew Sesame Street was in the red light district? I did not....
December 5, 2010

Homer's Completely NSFW Doppelganger

Note: Jump is very NSFW and very NOT UNSEEABLE. Textbook definition of cannot be unseen. You have been warned. "Honey, look -- it's Homer!" "Oh my God...
August 30, 2010