emergency

For Hansel And Gretel: The Rescue Balloon

The Rescue Balloon is an inflatable aid for adventurers who find themselves lost in the woods while searching for artifacts. Ha, Indiana Jones scoffs at you! Designer...
April 9, 2010

Mother Calls 911 Over Son's Video Gaming

A Boston mother (think terrier, but human-er) recently called 911 on her 14-year old son after finding him playing video games at 2:30 one morning, long after...
December 22, 2009

Bear Grylls Drinks Elephant Dung Juice

This video is like two years old so if you've seen it, congratulations, free Geekologie bumper sticker. Just leave an 'OLD' and your bank account info in...
April 25, 2009

Man Scores DUI On Homemade Barstool Kart

Kile Wygle (awesome name), 28, recently received a DUI after crashing his homemade bar-stool kart (pictured) and calling 911. Kile crashed his bar stool near his Newark...
March 31, 2009

Real Life Spider-Man Rescues Autistic Boy

A quick-thinking Thai fireman came to the rescue recently when he dressed as Spider-Man in order to coerce an 8-year old autistic student off a high ledge....
March 25, 2009

British Scientists Producing Synthetic Blood

Apparently British scientists are ahead of everyone else in the race to produce a synthetic blood supply using stem cells. Go you, Britain, here's a teacake. Because...
March 24, 2009

Woman Calls 911 Over McNugget Emergency

NOTE: Video consists of the calls to 911. Not once. Not twice. But three times did Latreasa Goodman call 911 about the lack of McNuggets at her...
March 4, 2009

I'd Rather Just Die: Alleged 'Rescue' Robot

This rescue robot, the red-headed stepsister of this beast, was designed to rescue humans from areas firemen can't easily access. Apparently, the seemingly unnamed robot can not...
March 2, 2009

I Called It!: The Apocalypse Is Nigh

When running from a robot, you only have to run faster than your children. Which should be easy because you tied their laces together, right? If you...
August 1, 2008

Bedu Emergency Kits Are Barrel Shaped

Bedu Emergency Rapid Response Kits allegedly contain everything you need to survive in a crisis zone. The kit, designed by Toby McInnes, includes "a tent, storage annex,...
February 20, 2008