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NEVER A Happy Ending: Lil' Robo-Masseuse

Who wants a body massage? Yes, that was a G.I. Joe PSA quote. Porkchop sandwiches! So was that. Look at all your different colored hats! Okay that...
December 1, 2010

LOLWUT?!: Emoticon Plastic Surgeries

These emoticon body parts (the boobs of which we will now only refer to as emoticans) were spotted in South Korea advertising a plastic surgeon's many body-altering...
November 23, 2010

A (Very Accurate) Vision Of The Future

This is a vision of the future captured by famed horror photographer Joshua Hoffine (who also created THESE images). Needless to say, it'll be haunting my dreams...
November 17, 2010

$1 Million Porsche-Designed Advent Calendar

What better way to celebrate the birth of baby Jesus than with a million-dollar advent calendar designed by Porsche? Singing Christmas carols and spreading good cheer? Don't...
November 16, 2010

I'd Rather Stink: A Sponge-Bathing Robot

Look around. Is everything white and sterile? Don't panic, you're in the hospital. Is everyone decked out in Haz-Mat suits? Okay, start panicking -- you're in a...
November 11, 2010

Oh Great: Researchers Breed X-Large Insects

You know, I've been so busy preparing for the robot apocalypse that I might have overlooked the possibility (and severity) of a giant insect apocalypse. Put on...
November 1, 2010

Disgusting: The World's Largest Gummi Worm

Vat 19, the company behind the world's largest commercially available gummi bear, is back at it, this time with the world's largest commercially available gummi worm. It's...
October 25, 2010