This is a video of the Colorado Symphony performing the Jurassic Park theme at last year's Colorado Comic-Con, complete with the conductor wearing one of those inflatable...

Remember the guy in the t-rex costume practicing for American Ninja Warrior? Of course you do, it was just a couple days ago. Well now from the...

This is a video of athlete Reko Rivera in an inflatable t-rex costume practicing obstacles for American Ninja Warrior. Obviously, a real t-rex would never make it...

This is the Realistic Wall-Bursting Velociraptor And Claw Set made and sold by Etsy shop Imagemotor. The pieces are available as custom orders and cost around $250....

This is the custom t-rex skeleton tricycle for sale on Craiglist in Eugene, Oregon for $2,000. It measures 12-feet long, 8.5-feet tall, and the arms move as...

This is the ~75-million year old Velociraptor claw for sale by the Astro Gallery Of Gems in New York. It measures about six-inches long in total length...

Note: Full-res version HERE in case you want to pretend its acid saliva is dripping on your face because you're sick and need help. This is the...

That last electric outlet -- it's been partying. This is a video of a man trying to prepare himself a cold breakfast (cold breakfast is a fancy...

This is the $19 I'm So Hungry I Could Eat A T-Rex pasta noodle measuring tool (rainbow unicorn version after the jump). The tool measures spaghetti noodles...

This is the $70 Sexy Dinosaur Costume available from Yandy. It's perfect for the woman who wants to look like a woman in a ridiculous shiny dinosaur...

This is a brief video of a giant raptor throwing the first pitch at a recent San Diego Padres game (previously: this one who sucked at throwing)....

Meet Boomer, a new rolling robotic dinosaur toy from the makers of Zoomer, the robotic dog. I am not familiar with Zoomer. Boomer rolls around making dinosaur...

Prehistoric earth was black and white? Mindblowing! The only chicken from hell I want is in nugget form and they better be SPICY. This thing looks like...

Astronaut Karen Nyberg made this stuffed dinosaur toy for her young son out of scrap supplies she found aboard the International Space Station. Hopefully not anything important...

This is the $230 Spider Man bed cover from Incredibeds. It makes a twin bed look like a giant Spider Man. God, I would never leave. I'd...

This is the preserved foot of a Moa, a large flightless bird native to New Zealand that went extinct around 1500. It looks like a dinosaur foot....

*pointing at self* This kind of zombie, that's who. You hear that, Chompy? Now we can be together FOREVER. This is Megan's zombie t-rex head tattoo. I...

This is a conceptual radiator from Art Lebedev Studios in the form of a t-rex skeleton. If it wouldn't take up my entire 12-square foot living room,...