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Delicious Convenience: The Gravy Machine

The Bob Evans branded gravy dispenser: the pinnacle of convenience store deliciousity. And you can own your own for the low, low cost of $635! At your...
April 21, 2010

White Strawberries That Taste Like Pineapple

Pineberries look like albino strawberries and taste like pineapples. WTF IS UP WITH THAT, MOTHER NATURE? Bitch you crazy as hell! Grown in glasshouses, pineberries start off...
March 31, 2010

For The Love Of God, Shower: Geek Soap

Soap, as you may well know, is an integral part of cleaning yourself unless you're European. And what better way to keep your gooch minty fresh than...
March 31, 2010

YES PLEASE!: Dinosaur Easter Eggs

Well folks, with Easter right around the corner what better way to celebrate than candy-filled dinosaur eggs? I can't think of any. Unless puking on the Easter...
March 29, 2010

Genius Website: Selleck Waterfall Sandwich

Tom Selleck is arguably one of the most attractive men ever created in my likeness. So you couple his natural panty-wetting capabilities with an awe-inspiring waterfall and...
February 1, 2010

Food For Thought Your Feet: Bread Shoes

They're slippers. They're made out of bread. You can wear them then eat them. But you won't, because that's disgusting. I jest, knowing you you probably will....
November 21, 2009

Holy Grail? You Decide: A Bacon Chalice

I can't even imagine weaving bacon so tight as to not let liquid (well, molten cheese) through, but apparently somebody did. My hat oven mitts are off...
November 20, 2009

Takes All Kinds: Machete-Wielding Taco Thief

The latest in a string of taco-related violence, a masked marauder in Illinois held up another man at machete-point and demanded the poor chap's tacos. Admit it...
November 20, 2009

I Would 100% Eat Those: Mario Bon-Bons

These Mario bon-bons were all created by L337 skilled pastry artist (and Flickr user) Ana Fuji (like the apple!) and feature a fondant character atop a delectable...
October 12, 2009

More Sprinkles!: Custom $25K Cupcake Cars

These are three examples of custom cupcake cars that Neimen Marcus is selling for Christmas this year. Each cake will set you back $25K, but makes the...
October 8, 2009

Massive Gallery Of Star Wars Cupcakes

This is a large gallery of Star Wars cupcakes. Also there might be a cake or two in there, I can't remember. But you're going to look...
September 30, 2009