This is the $85,000 'Party Animal' necklace available from Miansai. It consists of an 18k gold donkey piñata with 50 loose diamonds inside, totaling 25 carats. That...looks...

This is the Lady On Carpet rectangular rug from fanciful Italian interior design studio Seletti. The 9-foot x 6.5-foot rug looks like there's a woman underneath. Unfortunately...

Because why on earth would you ever spend a spare $125,000 on something reasonable, this is the one-of-a-kind Tecknomonster Virtus Trunk Set available exclusively from Harrods. It...

These are several shots and a promotional video for the G-77 Sky Master mobile "hyper-luxury full-fledged office on wheels" from Lexani Motorcars. It costs a million dollars....

This is the Star Wars furniture collection from Kenneth Cobonpue. The collection includes Imperial TIE fighter armchairs, TIE fighter end tables, a Darth Sidious armchair, a Darth...

A laptop loaded with some of the most destructive pieces of malware in history has just sold at auction for $1.345-million. The alleged art piece, named 'The...

This is the Impatia Lungolinea gold edition table tennis table from Turin, Italy based Adriano Design. The table is made from crystal glass with 24k gold connecting...

The Apollo 11 lunar landing manual, which made the first trip to the moon and back and "sat right in between Commander Neil Armstrong and Lunar Module...

This is the ABC BookCase from design company Saporiti. Each 20-inch x 20-inch modular square is available in any letter or number, which can be used to...

This is a video of an alleged $3-million Pagani Huayara doing a casual lap on a packed-snow track, then proceeding to repeatedly get stuck in the slush...

This is the world's new most expensive hotel suite, designed by British artist Damien Hirst and located on the 34th-floor of the Palms Casino Resort Sky Villa....

These are several shots of the 'Le Chiquito' bag from French design house Jacquemus. It costs $500 and really isn't big enough to hold anything but an owner's...

Conceived by Dubai based entrepreneur Hatem Alkhafaji, Space Roasters is a company that aims to roast coffee beans in space because apparently that's something that will justify...

Seen here looking remarkably like a regular pair of chopsticks, these are the $1,860 Siberian mammoth tusk chopsticks available from Georg Jensen. They're made with authentic mammoth...

In other Valentine's Day ridiculousness news, this is the ~$25,800 'Cullinan' flower bouquet available from UK pressed-flower retailer Endure Roses. What do you get for your quarter...

This is the Bubbly Blaster, a metal spray head attachment made for champagne bottles that turn them into squirt guns that can shoot as far as 30-feet....

Because the 1% are, for the most part, ridiculous human beings, these are a couple shots of the $2,500 Jenga style game set from Louis Vuitton. I...

The Curtis hotel (a Doubletree by Hilton) in downtown Denver, Colorado is offering a $10,000 'Lloyd and Harry' vacation package for two inspired by the idiotic duo...