crime doesn't pay

Gumby Tries To Rob A 7-11, Fails Miserably

This is video surveillance footage of Gumby trying to rob a 7-11 convenience store in San Diego, California. Unfortunately for him, the clerk didn't take him seriously....
September 8, 2011

Pennsylvania Ninja Goes On Crime Spree

Pennsylvania, which is apparently some kind of mecca for f***ing ninjas, is back in the news, this time after a rogue ninja went on a crime spree,...
April 27, 2011

Pheonix Jones: Ace Attorney Real Superhero

Pheonix Jones is a real-life superhero that patrols the streets of Seattle at night gettin' his crime-bust on (also, tights). Now I know what you're thinking, and...
January 5, 2011