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Oh Great, Those Pole-Dancing Robots Are Back

Seen here shamelessly staring directly at her privates, a man admires one of the humanoid pole-dancers built by sicko robot-fetishist Giles Walker. Now we've known about Giles'...
March 7, 2012

Oh Helllllllll No: Hair-Washing Robot In Action

Remember Panasonic's announcement of a hair-washing robot? Well here's a terrifying video of the shampoo strangler in action. *shivers* You couldn't pay me enough to stick my...
October 14, 2011

I'd Rather Stink: A Sponge-Bathing Robot

Look around. Is everything white and sterile? Don't panic, you're in the hospital. Is everyone decked out in Haz-Mat suits? Okay, start panicking -- you're in a...
November 11, 2010