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Jessica Chobot's God(dess) Of War Chestplate

IGN personality and gamer-girl extraordinaire Jessica Chobot recently had her breasts cast and painted in a God of War theme to help raise money for the Keep-A-Breast...
June 3, 2010

Newest Playboy To Feature 3-D Centerfold

Because Avatar has effectively rendered 2-D obsolete, this month's Playboy will feature a 3-D centerfold. Just don't forget to take the glasses off before leaving your bedroom...
May 11, 2010

So You Think Those Are Pretty Super Huh?

As the week progresses my brain slowly atrophies until Friday, when I can barely even think straight. Gay sex, sex with men, reach arounds! See? This picture...
April 2, 2010

Arguably The Best Site On The Internet

Aside from Geekologie and The International Jurassic Park Erotic Fan-Fiction Writer's Association, Lazertits might very well be the best site to ever hit the web -- and...
March 12, 2010

Discrimination!: Australia Bans Small Breasts

You know that saying, "more than a mouthful's a waste"? Yeah, me neither. And apparently neither does Australia. The country has decided to ban smaller looking breasts...
January 29, 2010

Doing It Wrong: Flasher Hit By Flashed Car

A female flasher who was showing motorists her own airbags (metaphorical magic!) ended up distracting one virgin so badly he ran over her. AAAAAAAHHH BOOOOOBIES!! Cherelle Dudfield,...
December 16, 2009