Look, I know the title of this post kind of makes sense and when you read it you're thinking, "This is probably a Japanese guy who made a way to pull his iPhone out really quickly." And that's a fair assumption. But what this video actually is is pure internet majesty. This is the internet we were promised. Somebody give this guy a $200 million check and see what he makes because I bet it'll be better than anything The Rock pumps out in the next decade. I honestly can't even describe it because how would you describe what a rainbow tastes like?