Yikes!: Russian Helicopter Accidentally Fires Missiles At Journalists

This is a video from Russia's Zapad-2017 military exercises where a KA-52 Alligator helicopter accidentally fired two missiles towards a group of journalists covering the event (allegedly as a result of a short-circuit in the helicopter's electric system according to the Russian military *eyebarrelroll*). Three of the journalists were injured in the incident (amazingly not critically either), including the one seen strolling along the highway to the danger zone the video. Man, those missiles come QUICK. If you think you're gonna outrun one of those things like a tarantula in Animal Crossing, think again. I mean sure The Flash could do it, but he could also pleasure himself infinitely in the time it took you to read this article. "Huh?" How his penis doesn't catch fire is beyond me, there must be other superpowers at play too.

Keep going for a couple versions of the video (the second with slow-mos), as well as a news report which includes the copter's gun view.

Thanks to Zach C, who agrees nothing is ever purely an accident.

Trick Shot, Take 2,000: Guy Flips Golf Tee Into Bottle Pour Spout

Because with enough time spent at home you can accomplish anything, no matter how incredibly inconsequential, this is a video of a guy with a dog bed...

A Champagne Bottle Sized 'My Personal Bottomless Mimosa' Glass

Just in time for Mother's Day/continued at-home quarantine comes this 750mL 'My Personal Bottomless Mimosa' glass from BigMouth, Inc and available on Amazons. The surprisingly all-glass drinkware...

Fingers Of Fury: Guitar Hero Player Hits 100% On 'Through The Fire And Flames' At 165% Speed

This is a video of appropriately named Youtuber GHAddict becoming the first person to 100% the already difficult 'Through The Fire And Flames' on Guitar Hero at...

It's All In The Reflexes: Boxer Impressively Dodges Barrage Of Opponent's Punches

This is a video of boxer Tevin Farmer revealing he can operate in bullet time by dodging a slew of opponent Guillaume Frenois's punches while backed into...

INTENSE: The Sport Of Dodging A Spear Repeatedly Jabbed At Your Face

This is a video of Shen Qing & Zhang Yangyang's choreographed spear routine from the China National Wushu Games in Tianjin, China. Basically, one woman repeatedly stabs...

Oh, Just Another Terrifying Work Day At A Russian Steel Mill

This is some footage from a Russian steel mill producing what appear to be terrifying lightsabers and lightwhips for Sith giants. I could not imagine doing that...