Real Products That Exist: A Rubik's Cube Toilet Paper Dispenser
Are you the world's biggest Rubik's Cube fan? Well now you can prove it with this Rubik's Cube style toilet paper dispenser from getDigital and available on Amazon ($26). It looks like a Rubik's Cube and dispenses the paper you're about to wipe your butt with, and, occasionally, the paper you're about to kill a bug with. Me? I don't kill bugs, I catch them and let them outside because there's a good chance I'll be demoted come my next reincarnation, and I'd like to think someone won't just squash me in a wad of double-ply, toss me in the toilet, and pee on me before flushing. "How did you--" It's what everyone does.
Keep going for a couple more shots.
Thanks to hairless, who agrees if you can't solve a Rubik's Cube with your butt cheeks, are you even a magician worth hiring for my birthday?

Animal Crossing: Crow Nudges Hedgehog Across The Street To Safety

A Gallery Of IKEA Style Instructions For How To Create Famous Movie Monsters And Villains

Finally, A Decent Zombie Toilet Paper Holder

The Bone Throne: Finally, A Decent Grim Reaper Chair

Super Mario Bros Underwater World 2-2 Shower Curtain
