This is some security cam footage from the Australian Museum in Sydney of a man who broke into the building after hours last Sunday and took a self-guided 40 minute tour, with highlights including stealing a worker's cowboy hat, taking selfies with his head in the jaws of a dinosaur skull, and stealing a piece of artwork before leaving. Tipster El Huevo even had to nerve to ask if it was me. Please *adjusting cowboy hat in mirror* I've never even been to Australia.
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Thanks to El Huevo, who better not be talking to the cops.