It Was Only A Matter Of Time: The Baby Yoda In Hover Crib Chia Pet
This is The Child Chia Pet available for pre-order from Entertainment Earth ($20, presumably among other places, wherever fine Chia Pets are sold). It looks like baby Yoda surrounded by a blanket of greenery in his hover crib. That's cool. It's non canon though, because I distinctly don't remember any sprouts in that crib. Also has anybody ever actually grown a Chia Pet that looks even remotely as lush as the ones they advertise? And the answer, of course, is not even close. They're a sham, just like pet rocks. You think that rock loves you? That rock doesn't f***ing love you. It doesn't care if you come home tonight or not.
Thanks to Allyson S, who agrees they should have made the cribs actually hover. Now that would pay $20 for.

Finally, A Waffle Maker That Makes 3-D Cars And Trucks
This is the Cars & Trucks Waffle Maker from CucinaPro and available on Amazon ($43). It bakes waffle batter into the fun shapes of little cars and...

Sounds Right: Two Drunk Arkansas Men Arrested After Taking Turns Shooting Each Other Wearing Bulletproof Vest
50-year old Charles Eugene Ferris and 36-year old Christopher Hicks of Arkansas were apparently arrested last year after getting good and drunk and taking turns shooting each...

It Was Only A Matter Of Time: A Baby Yoda Waffle Maker
Because a hundred fifteen years from now aliens will have to wade through a sea of novelty waffle makers while exploring the lifeless husk that was once...

What's Taking So Long?: Officially Licensed Baby Yoda Plush Doll Available For Pre-Order
Hot on the tiny, 50-year old heels of yesterday's do-it-yourself crochet version comes the announcement of an officially licensed Baby Yoda plush doll. The $25 Child will...

Realistic Baby Yoda In Floating Pod Car Window Decal
This is 'The Child Passenger Window Decal' created by FanWraps and available for pre-order from Entertainment Earth (among other places, shipping January 2020). The see-through decal makes...

Of Course: Baby Yoda Replaced With Cat In The Mandalorian
This is a video of OwlKitty (real name Lizzy) replacing Baby Yoda in The Mandalorian. If you're not familiar with OwlKitty's work, her owners edit her into...