It Was Only A Matter Of Time: The Baby Yoda In Hover Crib Chia Pet

It Was Only A Matter Of Time: The Baby Yoda In Hover Crib Chia Pet

\n\nThis is The Child Chia Pet available for pre-order from Entertainment Earth (\$20, presumably among other places, wherever fine Chia Pets are sold). It looks like baby Yoda surrounded by a blanket of greenery in his hover crib. That's cool. It's non canon though, because I distinctly don't remember any sprouts in that crib. Also has anybody ever actually grown a Chia Pet that looks even remotely as lush as the ones they advertise? And the answer, of course, is not even close. They're a sham, just like pet rocks. You think that rock loves you? That rock doesn't f***ing love you. It doesn't care if you come home tonight or not.\n\nThanks to Allyson S, who agrees they should have made the cribs actually hover. Now that would pay \$20 for.