This is a video of Scottish sportscaster Andrew Cotter (of dog food race fame) returning to provide the play-by-play for a psychological dog bone battle between Olive and Mabel. Now not to brag or anything, but I already watched the video then pretended I'd just stumbled upon it and made my girlfriend bet with me who'd win. Unfortunately by that time I'd already forgotten and now I have to cook dinner naked while she shoots Nerf darts between my legs.
Keep going for the video.
Thanks to Alan P, who agrees pet sports are the pretty much the only sports left.