This is a vintage video of real estate agent and sign salesman Tim Maitski demonstrating the new-and-improved Power Stake System for yard signage that, at least from what I could tell from his little outburst here, is kick, punch, AND watermelon proof. He also rolls a tire at it and rams it with a push lawnmower. Admittedly, this does seem like fairly high quality yard sign system, and I only wish I had half the enthusiasm for anything that Tim has for verbally and physically abusing yard signs.
Keep going for the video (including some sadistic footage of Tim's sign graveyard) while I beat up my computer chair.
Thanks to Peabody, who agrees he should have actually run over that tiny yard sign with the lawnmower and let the blades do their thing.