Note: Family Vacation This Week
Note: Mrs. Howell all day, every day.
So I'm on a Caribbean cruise all week with my family and 3,100 octogenarians, many with mobility issues, and most of whom I'm surprised even survived the shuttle bus ride from the airport to the ship. I'm going to write what I can in the mornings and schedule the posts throughout the day before we disembark at whatever tropical, fun-filled island we've arrived at, but some days will be shorter than others depending on how much time I have. We will return to our regularly scheduled program next week, while I undoubtedly recover from a sunburn, and presumably much, much worse *coughs, blows kiss through medical mask*
Woopsie: Cruise Ship Casually Tears A Hole In Itself On Another's Bow Coming Into Port
This is a video from Cozumel, Mexico of the Carnival Glory cruise ship casually ripping a hole in a stern dining room (plz, no Glory hole jokes)...
Couple Arrives At Dock Late Just In Time To Watch Their Cruise Ship Dapart
Haha -- throw those hands up, buddy! In 'that looks exactly like the kind of couple who I'd imagine would show up late for their departing cruise...
Vacation Mode For A Couple More Days
In case you didn't suspect something from the lighter than normal posting last week (I know you worry about me), I'm on vacation for the first time...
You Did It Wrong: Massive Cruise Ship Destroys Dock
This is a video from the Honduran island of Raotan of the MSC Armonia cruise ship coming into port way too fast and destroying the dock. Where...
