Because I wanna taste the rainbow and I wanna taste it now and in extra large form, Skittles is releasing Skittles Giants (currently only in the UK). Skittle Giants are three times the size of regular Skittles and advertise softer insides, although I'm not sure if the insides are actually softer, or if they just seem softer because the hard shell to soft inside ratio has changed. I think about these things, you know? And speaking of Skittles -- I found a purple one on my desk this morning and ate it! "That was a bug." That was a bug. I just felt like if I changed the narrative maybe I wouldn't still be able to taste it.
Thanks to Tank, who agrees all candy should be available in 3X size.
These are the pizza flavored candy canes just released by Archie McPhee. Six bucks will score you a box of six canes. Some more info while I...
These are Shiba Inu head shaped marshmallows, each printed with a happy dog face. They're real chocolate bean paste filled products available for purchase from Japanese retailer...
These are the blue cheese flavored lollipops available from Lollyphile (4 for $8). Their product description while I write to ask if each purchase comes with a...
These are the Eat Your Drink alcoholic cocktail gummies created by Smith & Sinclair and available for purchase from The Fowndry. $20 gets you eight individually wrapped...
Read More: candy
, choking on things
, eating things
, heck yeah boys let's chip these teeth
, look at all the pretty colors
, real products that exist
, tasting the rainbow
, well it's about time my letter writing campaign paid off
, what a time to be alive