Yesterday's Technology, Today: Woman Builds Herself A Rotary Cellphone

February 13, 2020


This is the rotary cellphone built by Brookhaven National Laboratory engineer Justine Haupt. Looks pretty sweet doesn't it? Reminds me of the good ol' days when I was a kid and pretended to call the moon. You know I still do that sometimes just to destress. Some more info and features directly from Justine while I ring Moonbase Alpha to see how they're doing:

Why a rotary cellphone? Because in a finicky, annoying, touchscreen world of hyperconnected people using phones they have no control over or understanding of, I wanted something that would be entirely mine, personal, and absolutely tactile, while also giving me an excuse for not texting.

The point isn't to be anachronistic. It's to show that it's possible to have a perfectly usable phone that goes as far from having a touchscreen as I can imagine, and which in some ways may actually be more functional. More functional how?

  • Real, removable antenna with an SMA connector. Receptions is excellent, and if I really want to I could always attach a directional antenna.
  • When I want a phone I don't have to navigate through menus to get to the phone "application". That's bullshit.
  • If I want to call my husband, I can do so by pressing a single dedicated physical key which is dediated to him. No menus. The point isn't to use the rotary dial every single time I want to make a call, which would get tiresome for daily use. The people I call most often are stored, and if I have to dial a new number or do something like set the volume, then I can use the fun and satisfying-to-use rotary dial.
  • Nearly instantaneous, high resolution display of signal strength and battery level. No signal metering lag, and my LED bargraph gives 10 increments of resolution instead of just 4.
  • The ePaper display is bistatic, meaning it doesn't take any energy to display a fixed message.
  • When I want to change something about the phone's behavior, I just do it.
  • The power switch is an actual slide switch. No holding down a stupid button to make it turn off and not being sure it really is turning off or what.

So it's not just a show-and-tell piece... My intent is to use it as my primary phone. It fits in a pocket.; It's reasonably compact; calling the people I most often call is faster than with my old phone, and the battery lasts almost 24 hours.

If you're interested in the project or considering building something similar, Justine fortunately provided all sorts of valuable information and design files on her website HERE. Unfortunately for anybody hoping to see the cell phone in action, Justine did not also build a moving picture camera and make a video. I know, some of you might be a little disappointed. Like the look on my girlfriend's face after work yesterday when she asked what I had for lunch and I told her a whole head of cauliflower and a bottle of Hidden Valley Ranch, like that wasn't an accomplishment she could brag to her friends about.

Keep going for a bunch more shots including its bitchin' ePaper display.






Thanks to Carmen, who agrees pagers are just a few years from making a huge comeback. Oh hell yeah *jingling keys to storage unit full of old pagers* I'm gonna be dirty rich. "You mean filthy?" Whatever.

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