This is a video from Salt Lake City, Utah of a Scion xA owner (you should have gotten an xB bro) who loaded the top of his car with stacked building supplies because renting a truck is for suckers who don't believe in their ability to precariously twine stuff to the top of their subcompact ride. What a risk-taker. I bet this guy can also carry a month's worth of groceries into the house in one trip, easy.
Keep going for the video. Also, what's the logo on the hood of the guy filming? It's like an opposite version of Zankou Chicken.
Thanks to Josh J, who agrees bad ideas come in all shapes and sizes.