Real Products That Exist: Plastic Raptor Claw Meat Shredders

February 21, 2020

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Because there's a market for everything apparently, these are the $13 Raptor Rippers, durable plastic meat shredders that kinda look like raptor claws. Close enough I guess? Personally I'm holding out for Wolverine claw meat shredders, but that's just me and I know how to entertain guests at a barbecue. *shredding meat* "Uuuuuh, GW -- is that a human thigh?" Why do you ask? "The koi tattoo?" PARTY'S OVER FOLKS, EVERYONE OUT.

Keep going for a few more shots.

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Thanks to KEB, who agrees it's weird we're still perpetuating the myth velociraptors weren't knee-high clawed chickens.

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