Because there's a market for everything apparently, these are the $13 Raptor Rippers, durable plastic meat shredders that kinda look like raptor claws. Close enough I guess? Personally I'm holding out for Wolverine claw meat shredders, but that's just me and I know how to entertain guests at a barbecue. *shredding meat* "Uuuuuh, GW -- is that a human thigh?" Why do you ask? "The koi tattoo?" PARTY'S OVER FOLKS, EVERYONE OUT.
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Thanks to KEB, who agrees it's weird we're still perpetuating the myth velociraptors weren't knee-high clawed chickens.
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, different strokes for different folks
, eating things
, heck if i know
, meat's no treat for those you eat
, novelty kitchen products
, real products that exist
, sure why not
, things that look like other things
, you not cooking -- yeah i do