Because what would a bachelorette party be without
little penis shaped everythings Ring Pop shaped shot glasses, these are the 'candy bling ring' shot glasses made by BigMouth Inc. and available on Amazon ($13 for a 3-pack). As you can see, the glasses are equally suited for crystal meth, have a 1.5-ounce capacity, and can be worn or stood up on their ring bases. And speaking of being stood up-- my roommate's date didn't show for the second time in a week. "That sucks." I almost feel bad about catfishing him but he needs to learn to do the dishes.
Keep going for a few more shots.
Thanks to Allyson S, for reminding me I've never actually been to a bachelor or bachelorette party, true story.
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, but why
, chug it! chug it! chug it!
, drinking out of things
, heck if i know
, i don't get it
, it's five o'clock somewhere
, real products that exist
, shot glasses
, shot! shot! shot! shot! shot!
, sure why not
, things that look like other things