This is 'Impaled droplets: On the breakup of drops impacting singularities', a highspeed camera video of water droplets striking the tips of cones treated to repel water and the magic that happens when they do. Who knew? Now granted this info probably isn't going to cure cancer, but it did cure my boredom for almost three minutes, which is nothing to sneeze at, particularly *putting on cool guy relevant glasses* with this whole coronavirus thing going on.
Keep going for the video.
Thanks to my friend becca b, who mentioned something about witch's nips because she knows how to get my attention.