This is the $20 Weird Al Yankovic Chia Pet available for pre-order from your choice of Chia Pet retailer (just Google Weird Al Yankovik Chia Pet, shipping in June). Obviously, this is a great day for people who have been waiting their whole lives for this. For everyone else? Just a regular day. *pulses blender, pours entirely too strong tropical cocktail into cored pineapple, sips through krazy straw that spells 'worksucks' in cursive* At least it's Friday and I can start my weekend after this dumbass performance review.
Thanks to Chase, who informed me green thumbs don't help grow penises. Well duh!*trying to scrub green Sharpie off thumb*
This is the $48 hoodie available from GearHuman that was printed to look like Elvis's classic 'Aloha Eagle' jumpsuit worn on tour in 1973 and 1974. I'm...
This is the Bob Ross Waffle Maker ($40). As far as producing Bob's likeness goes, it looks like it works worlds better than the previously posted Bob...
This is the Bob Ross Chia Pet. You can score one on Amazon for $20 and grow out your own wicked perm. I actually tried to grow...
Because we all float down here, these are the homemade Pennywise bath bombs available from Etsy seller NaturalleSolutions. Apparently NaturalleSolutions is the original maker of Pennywise bath...
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