This is one of the 'Love cat handmade grey sweater women wool aran pullover knitwear halloween ugly christmas funny cats fur yarn sweater jumper cables' knitted and sold by Etsy shop RataBlancaSweaters. It looks like it was ripped by the cat paws hanging over the shoulders. It also looks like they've made and sold several of them, although I'm not sure if they're still making them or selling them now. I suppose you'll have to ask. Or just make one yourself if you have the know-how. Me? The only know-how I have is-- "Hey GW, any clue how to make a woman happy?" No -- how? Oh I get it. Very clever. You're a jerk.
Thanks to my friend becca b, who agrees cat attacks are just part of living with those little @$$holes.
This is the 'X Ray Anatomical Gothic Skeleton Cat Necklace Jewelry - Macabre Witch Witchy Pagan Wiccan Skull Anatomy Animal Halloween Necklace Jewelry' designed and sold by...
This is the 'Tender Abduction UFO Earring' crafted and sold by Sofia Ajram of Etsy shop sofiazakia. Admittedly *rubbing aloe on sphincter* a tender alien abduction would...
This is the cardboard TARDIS cat playhouse made and sold by Etsy shop Cacaopets. They're easy to assemble (allegedly -- although I'm sure I could screw it...
This is the Indiana Jones and The Temple Of Doom rope cat bridge made and sold by Etsy shop CatastrophiCreations. It's supposed to resemble the rope bridge...
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