This is the $12 Scotch Magic Tape Dispenser Record Player. It dispenses Scotch Tape and looks like a record player. And, I think I speak for everyone here when I say it is easily the biggest thing to happen to Scotch Tape in the last 80 years.
Keep going for a couple more shots because, just like Santa's elves, they exist.
Thanks to Gwen, who can't wait for the dispenser that looks like a ferris wheel.