Sycamore Brewing of Charlotte, North Carolina is in hot
water mash after releasing its seasonal Christmas Cookie Winter Ale in cans that feature pixelated reindeer making baby Rudolphs in positions I didn't know were possible. Apparently some jerk saw the cans and notified the Alcoholic Beverage Control Commission because some people's lives are void of absolutely anything important at all.
[T]he label likely violated the agency's rules prohibiting obscene material, and the brewery didn't submit it for approval before producing the cans either. As a result, Sycamore will most likely face a fine of between $500 and $1,000.
"We're in a moment in our country where the president is up for impeachment, there are school shootings, there's all this horrible stuff going on," Sycamore co-owner Justin Brigham said. "And you know, seven-and-a-half percent (ABV) beer that tastes like cookies, with pixelated reindeer? That's a nice reprieve I think."
I really would like to meet the person who tattled and pick their brain. "With a shovel?" Haha, no....not worth going back to jail for. Besides, I wouldn't be surprised if Sycamore Brewing actually told on themselves. I mean a $500 - $1,000 fine is a small price to pay for all the advertising they just got. *tapping side of head* Trust me ,I took a marketing course in college. Well, four weeks of one anyways before I stopped going to focus on playing Tony Hawk's Pro Skater.
Thanks to Christina D, who agrees people are the worst.