This is the Skull and Bones fireplace/pit decoration manufactured and sold by Stanbroil on Amazon. $55 gets you a single skull and bones, which measures approximately 11" x 7". They're safe to use in any wood or gas burning fireplace or fire pit. Is it the best skull and crossbones in a fire I've ever seen? Not by far, but you also won't get arrested trying to hide a shovel behind your back in the graveyard, so there's that. Still, I feel like it's a perfect fireplace decoration to let guests know I haven't given up on my dream of being a pirate, and just as soon as the kids are grown and out of the house I'll be setting sail. "You mean WE'LL be setting sail." Haha, what's that honey?
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Thanks to Brian M, who agrees somebody should open up a pirate themed bar in my basement.
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Read More: admittedly i am getting tired of burning real bones
, burning things
, fire pit
, i am into this
, i'll see you at the crossbones
, not burning things
, real products that exist
, skull and crossbones
, sure why not
, the wait is over
, things that look like other things
, you know how i feel about fire
, you know how i feel about skulls