Playing Nurse Today

November 4, 2019


So I'm playing nurse today to a lady who just had laser vision surgery. I'll try to keep the pranks to a minimum, but you have to understand this may be a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity for me. Tomorrow she'll either take her goggles off and laser-slice me in half, or I'll convince her to help me burn my way into a bank vault. Fingers crossed for the latter.

Humans + Jellyfish DNA = Laser Vision?

Smooth move Cyclops, now the building's on fire. Because what good is science if we can't all shoot lasers out of our eyeballs and take staring contests...
June 14, 2011
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