This is the lounging Dr. Ian Malcolm statue available for pre-order from Chronicle Collectibles. The 1:4 scale hunk measures 18-inches long and 11-inches tall, is expected to ship in the second quarter of 2020, and costs $600. And, I think I speak for everyone here when I say that's cool, but where's the full-scale replica with lifelike skin that likes to cuddle and tell me he loves me?
Keep going for a handful more shots while I grab a wet washcloth to tend to the doctor's wounds.
Thanks to Ashley P, who clearly recognizes a quality product when she sees one.
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, dr ian malcolm
, i want to meet every single person who buys one of these
, jurassic park
, my my
, oh just lounging no big deal
, oh wow
, real products that exist
, well hello there
, what a time to be alive