This is a video of a woman (who we will now refer to as the Ultimate Champion) managing to stay on a Devil's Wheel ride during an Oktoberfest celebration for an incredibly respectable five and a half minutes. All the other riders are out by 1:45 (second place gets hit in the head by the big swinging ball), but she perseveres, managing to dodge and remove lassos tossed over her for several more minutes. Wow. I get dizzy just standing up or sleeping with my head not raised enough, so I can't even imagine doing this. "Winner gets free beer for the rest of the festival." I'll go all day if I have to.
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Thanks to Jessica C, who agrees the key is drinking enough beer to make the world spin at an equal speed but opposite direction as the wheel is turning.