This is some home security cam footage of two robotic vacuums who, working next to each other in a split-level living room/kitchen for so long but always denying their feelings, decided the product life cycle is too short to live a sexless existence, so one mounts the other and rides it until morning. "Still a better love story than Twilight." I thought Twilight was good. The movies at least. I mean maybe not good enough to get a Twilight tattoo unless you're a crazy person and like the drunkest you've ever been, but-- "Let me see it." My girlfriend made me promise not to show it to anyone.
Keep going the video while I Yelp best ass tattoo cover ups, but the eloping starts at 1:10, followed by the discovery of the two lovebirds the following morning.
Thanks to David K, who agrees this guy appears to own every robotic gadget known to man.