From the inventor of the L'il Trucker zombie apocalypse survival tool comes the LifeSaber, another outdoor multitool that combines the functionality of a small generator, flashlight, lantern, SOS beacon, siren, UV water purifier, and plasma fire starter. The unit can be hand-cranked or twirled for power and includes a USB port for charging the device when you do have power, and charging other things when you don't. The basic unit costs $69 (aw yeah!), but it takes $127 to get one with both the snap-on UV water purifier and plasma fire starter, and you're gonna want those. You ever drank untreated toilet water before? "That's disgusting." You calling my dog disgusting? She's a LADY. Like that's her name, but yeah she's a total monster.
Keep going for the Kickstarter video.
Thanks to Marvin W, inventor of the L'il Trucker and LifeSaber, and probably a handy addition to any apocalypse survival team.