WTF!: Parasitic Worm Turns Snail Into Strobing Zombie To Get Eaten By Birds, Continue Its Reproductive Cycle

August 15, 2019

This is a freaky deaky video of a snail that's been invaded by a parasitic Leucochloridium worm, which has used chemical control to cause the normally nocturnal snail to venture out into the daylight where its vulnerable. Oh, and then proceeded to commandeer its motor functions and moved into its eye stalks and begun pulsating in a way that mimics a caterpillar, so the snail will get eaten by a bird and the worm can continue its reproductive cycle in the bird's gastrointestinal track, eventually producing eggs in the bird's poop to start the unholy cycle all over again. Now I think I speak for everyone when I say that intervention with Mother Nature is long overdue. The only question is how we can lure her somewhere without her knowing it's a setup. "We'll tell her she's won an award for all the freaky deep sea shit she's created recently!" Not a bad idea. "Thanks." A terrible one, she'll see it coming from a mile away and infect us all with anal roaches. "Are those even a real thing?" Well they certainly will be if we go with your dumbass plan.

Keep going for a longer video (but it's really just more of the same and I'm pretty sure the gif was already more than enough anyways) while I try to figure out how to break this circle of life.

Thanks to DT, but also kinda no thanks to DT.

  • Damon Sherman
  • Douchy McDouche

    So god created this huh? Fuck that guy.

  • jimmycleaver

    You wouldn't call it scary if you light it up with some 80s electro music in the background.

  • ChungLingSoo

    Why no ones made a horror movie out of this I don't know.

    Your coworker goes to the park for lunch and some alien parasite jumps out and forces itself down his mouth. He shambles back to the office looking like an oozing zombie with glowing pulsing things bulging under his skin. He shuffles around trying to grab you and spit some of the creatures into your mouth to spread its eggs.

  • E.M. Beastly
  • Jon

    Have you seen "slither"?

  • I blame Trump. If the snail had healthcare, he could have gone to the snail doctor and got the parasite removed.

  • Munihausen

    *oontz oontz*

  • Gingerbread

    "anal roaches"
    Chuckles

  • Jenness

    I laughed when clenching for a solid minute over that

  • Roark

    It's like the hypnotoad from futurama

  • Corky McButterpants

    Just when you thought you'd said your last “Damn Mother Nature!!”. :shudder:

  • Closet Nerd

    The hideousness of that GIF will now haunt my dreams forever....

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