This is the Poke Ball Plus/Pokemon Go Pedometer Step Counter sold by Orzero on Amazon. It swings a Pokemon Go Poke Ball Plus or Go pedometer wristband (and most smartphones/smartwatches) to log up to 7,000 steps an hour so you don't have to. The $20 unit is powered via USB or battery and is the perfect accessory to help you keep catching 'em all since you're sick and bedridden. I mean you ARE sick and bedridden, right? "No, I just--" *slaps Poke Ball out of hand* What's the matter with you?!
Keep going for a couple more shots of the not a sex toy.
Thanks to Closet Nerd, who agrees alternatively, make friends with The Flash and get him to carry your Poke Ball for like a fraction of a second.
This is a video demonstration of a phone cradle spotted at a restaurant in China that swings your phone and tricks it into registering those swings as...
This is the Rodeo Boy, a device that not only looks like an expensive sex toy, but can probably easily be modded into one. The $772 piece...
Above: "Yeah! I'm running and he's running! We're running together! Yeahahahahaha! Aahahah aahahhaha this is so stupid! Go! Go Norman go! Oh. Oh gahh. This is actually...
Because some people take CrossFit too seriously, this is a video of a fitness buff performing some relatively lightweight clean and jerks on a balance ball while...
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