Doorbell Cam Captures Guy Eating It After Walking Into Spider Web While Wife Comments From Front Door

August 7, 2019

In other, much more hilarious spider man news, this is a video of Matthew walking into a spiderweb in his driveway, then reeling backwards until he crashes painfully onto the porch while his wife watches and comments from the front door. Poor Matthew. If I were him I probably would have just crawled back into bed a defeated man and waited for the spider eggs in my hair to hatch and eat me alive.

Keep going for the video, which is significantly better with their running commentary.

Thanks to Jessie E, who agrees somebody needs to make a doorbell cam spider web freakout compilation.

  • The_Wretched

    How will we make fish eye cameras when the ocean's fish stocks are all crashing?

  • HEY GOTHAMIST THIS IS NOT SPAM

    Is that Woody Allen?

  • Corky McButterpants

    Definitely the 👑 αlpha of βetas, that one.

  • MustacheHam

    Ah I hate that, especially when the web lands on your face. >:P

  • GeneralDisorder

    I think just this weekend I walked into about five different spider webs. I don't fall on my ass when I walk into a web. I just wipe the web off my face and keep walking because I'm not a giant pansy like this fucking loser.

  • James Mcelroy

    i mean, that's one way to do it, i suppose. I usually walk through 2 or 3 a night when walking my dog. Haven't fallen down yet.

  • James Mcelroy

    yeah, and you're feeling ghost spiders for like 15 minutes after that

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