Lady Delivers 50 Dungeons & Dragons Themed Pickup Lines

August 19, 2019

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This is a video of blue-haired possible mermaid Ginny Di delivering fifty Dungeons & Dragons themed pickup lines, three-quarters of which I just used on my lunch break, and none of which even came close to rolling a 20. I WANT MY MONEY BACK.

Keep going for the video, which does contain a fair amount (but never enough) euphemisms for boners.

Thanks to Charlotte, who agrees any pickup line that includes magic missiles or lightning bolts is a surefire win.

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