Girl Gets Heatbutted By Goat She's Trying To Take Selfie With

August 13, 2019


"It's trying to heatbutt me bu-- AH!"

This is a short video of a girl trying to take a selfie with a goat on a rope when the goat decides it doesn't feel like being exploited on Instagram today and heatbutts her over. This gives me an idea. "Does it involve heatbutting friends right when they snap a selfie with you?" Maybe! "That's a good way to lose friends, GW." But it's a great way to make memories.

Keep going for the video.

Thanks to hairless, who informed me the headbutt is one of the oldest anti-selfie techniques and dates all the way back to the invention of the pinhole camera. Fascinating.

  • Douchy McDouche

    The thumbnail makes it look like there's an arrow sticking out of the goat.

  • Steven Rodriguez

    What is a "Heatbutt"? Fix the typo in the title and first sentence.

  • Douchy McDouche

    Looks like he fixed it everywhere except the last sentence.

  • ward00

    Silly Americans, in mother Russia, we are the ones that head butt goat.

  • im1dermike

    This should happen to all people taking selfies.

  • Chris

    Ha! Good.

  • Mungui

    I wish I could do the same to every person taking a stupid selfie

  • Eric Ord

    As opposed to me, who only takes intelligent, complex, subtle selfies

  • Mungui

    I don't take selfies, jackass

  • Eric Ord


  • Wooder

    I want to see the after shock and the look of "WTF" and the lesson learned.

  • Doog

    The way her eyes close for a second I thought she mighta got knocked out.

    Hopefully a lesson was learned

  • GeneralDisorder

    I can also fap to that.

  • Bold of you to assume she learned her lesson.

    I worked at a petting zoo for a year or so when I was a kid and I saw plenty of people do something we told them not to do, get head-butted or peed on or what have you, and then do it again and get mad when told they'd be asked to wait outside if they did it again.

  • jimmycleaver

    Dang, surprised the animals don't throw their feces at them for the second time.

  • None of the animals were the kind that could throw feces. A llama did spit in a guy's face once (not gonna lie, that was awesome) and I just managed to stop a pig form biting a woman one time. If I hadn't gotten bored during the Winter and gone through a whole box of raisins teaching the pig to sit on command, that lady would have been screwed.

  • Closet Nerd

    You're talking about GW, aren't you?

  • Perhaps.

  • Draco Basileus


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