The Brain Coat, A Silver-Coated Cap For Shielding Your Brain From RF Waves

July 1, 2019


This is the Brain Coat from Filter EMF. It's a $55 nylon skull cap with ear flaps that's been coated with silver to help prevent radio frequency waves from penetrating your brain like the government wants. Plus it kinda looks like the kind of condom I'd imagine a knight wearing. Some more infos:

Microwave Shielding Effect: >35 dB at 1-10 GHz

Surface resistivity: <0.5 Ohm/sq

The Brain Coat- RF shielding for your mind is a silver coated nylon skull cap with ear flaps. It is a lightweight cap that breathes nicely. It is very comfortable to wear it round your ear while sleeping. It is also very thin making you able to wear it under conventional hats. You can also tuck ear plugs under it and can get an unaffected sound quality. The Brain Coat provides your brain a quiet place without any interference in your mental processes.

I have no idea what any of that means but I just bought one because my brain is important to me. After all -- our brains are our most valuable commodities. Unless you're one of my idiot friends, in which case your brain is probably garbage and your most valuable commodity is my friendship.

Thanks to Dave L, who informed me he plans on wearing two at once for DOUBLE PROTECTION. I'm not sure that's how it works, Dave. Just kidding, it totally is -- smart thinking. I can see why you'd want to protect that noggin.

  • Joseph Branson

    It doesn't say what its radio shielding effect is... GHz is the microwave range. Radio frequency is more MHz territory. I assume it's supposed to act as a crappy Faraday cage but i doubt the intensity of ambient EM waves below solar gamma rays would cause any issues.

  • Irina Abramovich

    I need one for my future new kitten too!!=)

    RIP Calvin

  • Deksam

    Sorry to hear about your cat.
    It is the lows in life, that define the highs.

  • Irina Abramovich

    Thanks, Deksam... Calvin was only 9 months old and that makes it super sad... Wish we could have done more to help him!!

  • Deksam

    That is sad, I guess it is time to rescue from a shelter a new Hobbes... ???

  • Irina Abramovich

    I think I will be getting a new kitten in September, but I’m not sure yet what I will name him.=)

  • Captain Matticus, LP Inc.

    Not making it look like Magneto's Helmet? That's a paddlin'.

  • Gingerbread
  • sizzlepants

    Wow. I always knew the tagline at Something Awful was prescient 20 years ago:

    "The internet makes you stupid"

    But I never honestly believed I would ever see commercially produced tin foil hats.

  • Douchy McDouche

    It looks like something people wore in the dark ages, which is fitting.

  • GeneralDisorder
  • Vida

    It is possible to easily quit yr tiresome 9 to 5 job and then commence getting paycheck each and every month around 12000$ working from home. Let’s be real, no matter where you’re doing work from, you’re still doing just that: working. While working from home you have Flexible daily schedule - you can take rests at any hour, feel absolutely no rush to hang up on your family when they call, and consume lunch at any odd time you want, Stop thinking about crowds and heavy traffic - Absolutely no stuffing yourself into a rickety transportation tube, having people scuff your brand-new shoes, or walking behind agonizingly slow individuals who apparently don’t understand what a straight line is, More time with loved ones -Take proper care of a sick significant other at home, get ready for your kids earlier in the day time, get extra snuggles in with your doggo, or simply just get some quiet time to yourself! Test it out, what it is about...

  • Bling Nye
  • sandul

    In all seriousness, this only protects up to 10 GHz, and 5g cell towers can boost over 50 GHz, so really this isn't protecting your brain from the worst of it. Just the background noise. The brain does pick up on more frequencies than one might imagine, and it does affect how soundly we sleep. I wonder if this could be used as a sleep aid.

  • Jim Boothe

    "...our brains are our most valuable commodities."

    Now think about who tells us this....

  • FearlessFarris

    You have to pay cash for it, otherwise THEY know you own one, thereby defeating the entire purpose.

  • Captain Matticus, LP Inc.


  • James Mcelroy

    alternatively, do what I do and hot clue aluminum foil into the inside of my hoods. Cheap AND effective.

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