Smart Thinking: Man Lights Firework Under Trashcan He's Standing On

July 15, 2019

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Because not everyone was meant to survive the Fourth Of July, this is a video of an idiot/daredevil igniting a powerful firework under the metal trashcan he's standing on top of. Things go about how I expected them to, although not how I hoped for them to. I hoped that on a clear enough night, we'd still be able to see this moron streaking across the pitch black sky like a shooting star. Did you make a wish? "I wished he'd broken both his arms instead." Yeah...

Keep going for the video, which is value add due to the amateur videographer's laugh.

Thanks to speakerbox, who's taking bets on whether this guy is even around for the next Fourth.

  • Bling Nye

    You just gotta ignite the light
    And let it shine
    Just own the night
    Like the Fourth of July
    'Cause baby you're a firework
    Come on show 'em what your worth
    Make 'em go "Oh, oh, oh!"
    As you shoot across the sky-y-y
    Baby you're a firework
    Come on let your colors burst
    Make 'em go "Oh, oh, oh!"
    You're gonna leave 'em fallin' down down down

  • Douchy McDouche

    Mission failed. We'll get him next time.

  • Jenness

    I love the lips pursed sound the camera man made at the end. I don't care what language you speak, that means "What a dumbass LOLOLOL!"

  • Munihausen

    I'm flying, Jackson!

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