Nah, I'm Good: A $1-Million 'Hyper-Luxury' Office On Wheels

July 8, 2019


These are several shots and a promotional video for the G-77 Sky Master mobile "hyper-luxury full-fledged office on wheels" from Lexani Motorcars. It costs a million dollars. For reference, I'd pay upwards of $8,000 with piss-poor credit for a used model. Some more info while I haggle with the used car salesman:

We are proud to announce the debut of the G-77: Sky Master, a world's first hyper-luxury transporter conversion built on the Ford F-550 chassis.

This awe-inspiring 33 ft. mobile unit, outfitted with our world-class artisans' renowned craftsmanship and state-of-the-art electronic appointments, is a rolling mosaic of utility, opulence, and comfort, at a level never before witnessed in a transporter. It's the ideal environment whether it's for daily business purposes, busy productions, or for tranquil relaxation while traveling.

With a blend of cutting-edge electronic technology, supple European leather seating, stunning wood amenities, a private office, 24k gold-plating, and restroom, the G-77 Sky Master is sure to be a welcome addition to any executive's commute, or set.

Yeah, it looks like a party bus with a private jet interior. It does have a gold bathroom though -- that's important. Also, for supposedly being a mobile office this thing has way less desk space and way heated massaging recliners than I've ever seen in an office. And where's my manager scoring me entirely 'below expectations' on my semi-annual performance review? 2/5 drunk bachelor partygoers stumbling aboard thinking its their party bus, stealing all the booze, and puking on the leather.

Keep going for a handful more shots and the video.






Thanks to v, who agrees if you have the money to buy a million dollar office on wheels, what are you doing still working in the first place?

  • Deksam

    I hope that music gracefully chimes in everytime they take a golden dump.

  • GeneralDisorder

    I'm fine with that if it means annoying rich people. So only if it can't be disabled.

  • Gibran Malheiros

    You can also call it the $1-million motion sickness machine.

  • Once you drink the bottle of Louis XIII, the vehicle loses half its value.

  • Closet Nerd

    Oooooh, Opulence?!
    Gotta get me some of that!

  • Bling Nye

    Bad news, they don't sell Opulence at the Dollar Store.

  • Deksam

    Oh, Snap!

  • Nicholas Conrad

    Those seatbelts don't look so comfortable, what aren't there scool bus rules for billionaires? What do you EVEN have those lobbyists working on brah?

  • TurbulentToaster

    I mean, I guess if you're signing papers on that little strip of counter besides that sink, I guess you could call it your office...

  • GeneralDisorder

    This thing has more desktop space than my apartment. Did you watch the video? (I already know you didn't and quite frankly I don't blame you. It's mostly boring but there's writing desks in every lounge as well as a foldable table area)

  • Watch the video. The rowed seats each have a small table and the booth seats have one big table that folds out from the wall.

  • FearlessFarris

    If you call it a mobile video game room instead of a mobile office, it makes it harder to write off for tax purposes.

    The guys who buy these things don't get that rich by over-paying on their taxes.

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