So, We've Come To This: T-Rex Race At Horse Track

July 10, 2019


This is a short video of a bunch of people in those inflatable t-rex costumes racing at the Emerald Downs horse track in Auburn, Washington. I was hoping for more wipeouts, but I only saw one. I was also hoping they'd all have riders on their backs. It must have sucked to have been one of the t-rexes that had to start behind one of the other ones in the starting gate -- that's a disadvantage. "Like your low mental capacity." What's that supposed to mean? "I rest my case." That's cool, l I rest my penis on the toilet seat when I'm done peeing so it doesn't accidentally take a dip.

Keep going for the video.

Thanks to K Diddie, who informed me he felt like "this was something orchestrated by rich people for fun while their yacht is getting it's oil changed or something." Very possible.

  • Deksam

    This sport would probably be better if they all held a spot of tea, without dropping or spilling it...
    Who am I kidding, tea wrecks any sporting events.

  • Mark

    lol...this was awesome.

    Now lets see it done wearing the sumo suits.

  • Megatron Jenkins

    I want to cry.

  • Nicholas Conrad

    Hey man, it's your party. I support your decisions.

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