This is a video from Interstate 35 In Dallas, Texas of a man on a Lime electric scooter crossing five lanes of traffic to make his exit (what was he doing in the fast lane in the first place?!). Granted traffic isn't exactly moving at a NASCAR pace at 8:54 AM, but I'm pretty sure you aren't supposed to ride those things on the highway at any time of day. But what do I know? I'm just a man who's only ridden one of those rentable electric scooters once and ate shit so hard I swore I'd never step foot on one again. *rolling up pant leg* You see this? "Your penis?" Thank God it wasn't injured.
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Thanks to DT, who agrees that, based on this man's confidence, clearly it wasn't his first electric scooter highway rodeo.