Good Kitty: Guard Cat Causes Salesman On Segway To Crash

July 15, 2019

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NOTE: KEEP YOUR VOLUME LOW, BULL IN CHINA SHOP.

These are several videos from Bakersfield, California of a guard cat causing a Clark Pest Control salesman to crash into the front door of a home on his Segway, almost taking out a giant metal rooster sculpture in the process. Gosh, I hope this man up to date on his tetanus shot, especially if he plans on having sex with a Transformer later. "Why would he do that?" Why would he ride a Segway?

Keep going for videos of the crash from two different angles, as well as a shot from the roof of the man coming and going.

Thanks to Jody, who agrees every home could use a ninja guard cat.

  • shashi

    Missed title opportunity:

    "Salesman attacked by pussy before eating it and hitting cock"

  • GeneralDisorder

    Man, that guy got cold-cocked!

  • ChungLingSoo

    Good thing that cat wasn't set on "Kill".

  • Ollie Williams

    Good. There are few things in this world that I hate more than door to door salesmen.

  • Bling Nye

    "There's only two things I can't stand in this world. People that are intolerant of other peoples' cultures. And the Dutch."

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  • Douchy McDouche

    Didn't he see the "Beware of Cat" sign outside?

  • Bling Nye

    DOES HE LOOK LIKE A PUSSY TO YOU?!

  • Jenness

    This seems like a bad idea for the delivery company for a lot more reasons than cat ninjas to me, but if they have the insurance... *shrugs*

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