Finally, A Decent Life-Size, Posable Plush Cookie Monster Replica

July 19, 2019


This is the $300 life-size posable plush Cookie Monster replica (right) up for possible production via HasLab, Hasbro's crowdfunding platform for limited edition, collectible toys. The 38-inch, 10-pound cookie crushing monster will be made available if they reach their minimum funding goal. On the HasLab website it says their target is 3,000 units, although I'm not sure if that's the minimum funding goal. I assume it is? Like sex, I'm not really sure how these things work. "He thought a Play-Doh fun factory would make a good sex toy." No, I thought it would make a great sex toy. "And?" AND I WAS WRONG. "And?" And the new sheets should be here tomorrow.

Keep going for a handful more shots while I evaluate the break room vending machine for cookie options.






Thanks to DT, who agrees it's always nice to have a cookie monster around so you don't feel so guilty about your own snacking habits.

  • Raj Sharma

    Watch Now todaypk

  • Closet Nerd

    So cool I'd eat his "cookie hole"!!!!!

  • Jonathan Tippett

    It's interesting I've been on this site for so many years and seeing the same familiar faces in the comments. It's like a family that knows absolutely nothing about each other, apart from the fact that we enjoy curated content about vaguely nerd related things.

  • jimmycleaver

    You mean... geek related things? Eh?

  • Wooder

    Wait what...who you calling nerds?
    Takes one to know one...;)

  • Closet Nerd
  • Bling Nye

    Is the Fleshlight extra or do you have to install it yourself?

    Asking for a friend.

  • The_Wretched

    I was wondering if anyone would go there upon seeing it was pose-able.

  • Captain Matticus, LP Inc.

    Don't worry. I'm sure that there's a DIY thread somewhere that would show you how to mod out the doll for one...or two...or perhaps 5 fleshlights.

  • Jenness

    Could you ask your friend to set up an Only Fans page and charge people to watch this?

    Oh, umm, I'm also asking for a friend.

  • Munihausen

    "Needs more love inputs"

  • Ollie Williams

    Why is the cookie monster very fat and wearing a blue shirt?

  • Munihausen

    Be nice

  • Ollie Williams

    It's almost like you don't know me at all.

  • jimmycleaver

    Cause that's his son, you don't see the resemblance?

  • Bling Nye

    26 minutes earlier...

    "I'm about to end this whole man's career." - Ollie Williams

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