Doing Battle: A New Record For The Fastest UFC Knockout (Five Seconds)

July 9, 2019

This is a very short video of UFC Fighter Jorge Masvidal double kneeing opponent Ben Askren in the face at UFC 239 and knocking him out cold in five seconds, beating the previous fastest UFC knockout of six seconds by *counting on fingers* I suck at subtraction. I guess you could say Ben might have been *putting on cool guy shades* Askren for it. Still, if you're not starting every fight with a flying knee to the face, do you even want to win? Because I've started every fight I've ever been in with a-- "Threatening to tell your opponent's mom?" Admittedly, it was a much more effective tactic in middle school than it is now. "What happened to your face, GW?" A man who doesn't care what his mom thinks of him.

Keep going for the whole video but the gif is really it minus an unconscious Askren getting punched in the face until the ref realizes he's out.

Thanks to hairless, who agrees avoiding knees to the face is a reasonable life goal.

  • 600k?

    I like how it says "UFC" history...because it's been done faster,
    https://www.youtube.com/wat...

  • Deksam

    It was good, but He needed a trademark finnish to be perfect...
    https://www.youtube.com/wat...

  • Bling Nye

    Telling someone you kneed them in the face sounds a lot different from telling them you kneed them in the butt.

    Just sayin'.

  • GeneralDisorder

    That's a good point. When I sound them out I can't hear the k on the second one.

  • WhiteEagle2

    It looks like red shorts guy just tripped and fell over the guy.

  • ChicanoHoodPass

    Just a flying knee, not a double knee, sillies.

  • Douchy McDouche

    “I used to be an adventurer like you. Then I took a face to the knee."

  • Munihausen

    Hadouken!!!!!!

  • Andyman7714

    That'll be a slow death. Vegetable in 10 years.

  • Munihausen

    Maybe with that attitude...

  • sizzlepants

    Tigerrrrr.... KNEE!

    (Sagat was always my favourite Street Fighter)

  • shashi
  • GeneralDisorder

    It's a good thing Ben Askren spent so much time trash-talking. He should have trained instead of trash-talked.

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