An authentic Oscar Mayer Wienermobile will available for AirBnB stays in the Chicago area starting July 24th for $136/night and I am going to stay in it and I am going to eat all the hot dogs and make everyone who rents it after me regret it. Some more info while I wonder why there aren't more wiener themed AirBnB rentals like there should be:
Housed inside an authentic Oscar Mayer Wienermobile, this cozy space for two is located in Chicagoland. Complete with a bed for dreaming of wienies, sitting area for discussing at length whether a hot dog is a sandwich (spoiler alert - it is!) and other amenities like adjacent outdoor spaces for the bathroom and a hot dog picnic zone
Amenities include a mini fridge stocked with Oscar Mayer hot dogs and all the Chicago-style hot dog essentials, an Oscar Mayer roller grill to take home, an outdoor space for comfortable hot dog eating and a custom Wienermobile art piece by local artist Laura Kiro. And to help you celebrate your love of hot dogs during your visit, each guest also will receive a welcome kit, complete with all the hot dog-inspired accessories you could want
'Each guest will receive a welcome kit, complete with all the hot dog-inspired accessories you could want'? Bold words, because I could want a LOT of hot dog-inspired accessories. All of them as a matter of fact. Plus I'm going to eat so many hot dogs I become a hot dog. "You are what you eat." Are you calling me grass and paint chips?
Keep going for a few more shots of the accommodations while I plan how I'm gonna wienerjack that thing and drive it off into the woods and live in it during the apocalypse.
Thanks to Closet Nerd, who agrees if you have the chance to spend the night in a wiener, you spend the night in a wiener.