Woman Downs A 1Kg (2.2-Pound) Jar Of Nutella In Under 4 Minutes With No Water

June 18, 2019


This is a video of competitive eater Nela Zisser downing a 5,284 calorie 1kg 'Family Pack' of Nutella in 3 minutes and 56 seconds with no water. Man, she just pounds it giant spoonful after giant spoonful. For reference, I had two spoonfuls of peanut butter for breakfast this morning and thought I was going to choke to death. Which reminds me -- one time I bought a shrimp salad sandwich from a gas station but forgot to also buy a Nesquik to wash it down with and then when I was eating it in the car on the way home it kinda all got stuck in my throat like a solid mass and I felt like I couldn't breathe so I quickly pulled over and rolled my window down to puke but didn't get it all the way down in time and the car still smelled like a red tide when I sold it almost two years later because I think some shrimp actually got inside the door. My only wish is I could have seen what I looked like to someone driving by.

Keep going for the video while I remind myself to chew better.

Thanks to Charlotte, who agrees where there's a will, there's a way.

  • shashi

    story checks out

  • GeneralDisorder

    I don't think I can down an entire spoonful of nutella. 1 kg is... well, disgusting.

  • jimmycleaver

    Ma'am, enjoy having really smelly farts after digesting all that sweet mud.

  • Deksam

    She's a nut I tell ya!

  • pinormous

    Why did I watch that?

  • sizzlepants

    That shrimp story reminds me of one of the most evil "pranks" I've ever read about.

    You need some frozen shrimp and a utility tool that can double as a screw driver as well as an invitation to a frenemy's house party. When the coast is clear you use your tool to pop open the cap on a light switch or power outlet. Then drop in a frozen shrimp or three. Make sure the cap goes back on properly and repeat as many times as you think you can without getting caught.

    Then wait - about a week.

  • Draco Basileus

    After the fourth spoonful regret starts to sink in.

  • Christian

    Respect. Everyone dies. Not everyone really lives.

    I want to send flowers and a salad to her funeral.

  • Douchy McDouche

    Somewhere out there a german scat fetishist is reaching for a kleenex.

  • Captain Matticus, LP Inc.

    Do you have a camera in my room or something?

  • Bling Nye
  • Munihausen

    "New Zealand Woman" isn't quite "Florida Man" yet, but I see the potential.

  • Ollie Williams

    She looks like 5k calories wouldn't hurt her figure.

  • Douchy McDouche

    When it comes to competitive eaters those calories don't stay inside them for too long.

  • Dylan Adcock

    All that chewing and swallowing has to burn plenty of calories.

  • Douchy McDouche

    And especially all the vomiting afterwards.

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