What Did You Think Was Gonna Happen?: Bicyclist Clotheslines Self On Opening Garage Door

June 20, 2019

This is a short video of a bicyclist with piss-poor spacial awareness (a very undesirable trait for a bicyclist) who decides to ride face-first into an opening garage door. Now I'm not saying somebody's mom clearly needs to buy them a bike helmet for their next birthday, because that helmet needs to be bought immediately or this man probably won't live to see another cake.

Keep going for the whole video, but the gif is really it.

Thanks to Chabby, who wants to know how many parked cars he hit before this.

  • Nicholas Conrad

    Must've been texting a super hot date, he doesn't even bother getting his legs out from under the bike before crawling over to check his phone.

  • JJtoob

    His arm seems to be holding the handlebar before going through, but as he goes through it almost seems like he was reaching into the middle of the handlebars for something, maybe his phone? So anyway, you are probably right.

  • sizzlepants

    The gif might really be it but I'm wondering why they have an apparent baby watching the security video.

  • GeneralDisorder

    It's probably that guy's kid laughing at daddy being stupid. Or maybe whoever owns the security camera has kids who are watching. I don't know but the laughter wasn't needed.

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